What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 04:55

A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
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From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III